Hey all...

Gone are the days (so it seems) of the Lindsey/Paris/Britney strapped-to-a-gurney rehab visits (ahh, memories).  Now it is all about the high profile divorces!  3 major cases are in the spotlight right now so let's break 'em down...

THE HOGANS:  After speed demon son Nick drag raced on a public street and crashed his car which landed his best friend into a vegetable state for the rest of his life, The Hulk and Linda are going their separate ways.  She claims he's stalking her yet she is the one who follows him around in her car.  Recently she called 911 complaining the Hulk (real name Terry) was in a car in front of her.  The operator said, "ma'am, why is he so close to you?" She replied, "Because I am following him" to which the operator replied, "Uhh, ma'am then don't follow him." 

A-ROD & MADONNA:  Two VERY rich people (he's worth nearly $300 million and she's worth $650 million) and reports say (including A-Rod's soon to be ex wife who filed for divorce 2 days ago) Yankee's player Alex Rodriguez  has been dating Madonna and other women for quite some time.  He's mum on the issue and Madonna's mouthpiece (i.e. her publicist) said, of course, it isn't true (they get paid BIG bucks to "spin" stories...some call it "lying."  What?  no!).  TMZ reports it's to drum up publicity for Madonna's upcoming tour (shocker...btw, Janet's tour is rumored to be much better).  On the other hand, sources say A-Rod's wife is dating Lenny Kravitz (which she says they are just "friends").  Yeah, OK...we'll go with that. 

CHRISTIE BRINKLEY & PETER COOK:  This one is my favorite.  The supermodel is in a very, very bitter divorce with her soon to be ex husband.  She wanted all of his "dirty laundry" and secrets made public - obviously he didn't.  The initially court found in favor of her (so far) and now it's a very public (and might I add extremely entertaining) custody battle.  He's accused of having an affair with a then 17 year old girl and paying her $200,000 not to say anything about it.  Plus he allegedly has a porn addiction and even looked at porn websites while the couple's child was next to him in the room.  He is an admitted sex addict and Brinkley is out to get him - and I have a feeling she will get primary custody and give him his just desserts.  The guy is a total loser and creep.  This will be a good battle.  Stay tuned.

While these divorces are definitely in the spotlight, don't rule out another rehab visit from Britney or Lindsey...they will NOT be overshadowed!

JS