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Hey all...

I know this story sounds like a joke.  Bonehead former actor and Cal-ee-forn-eeah Governor Ah-nold Schwarzenegger finally makes it known - well, it was exposed (pardon the pun) that he had a child out of wedlock with his maid - the same time his wife was pregnant with one of their children.  Ohh, yeah, the maid was also living in the same house as them - she did for 20 years.

Hello, classy pants.

Ah-nold went from being Mr. Olympia to one of the biggest movie stars in the world to Governor to most hated man in America.  Congrats!  Put it on that resume (especially since he won't be working anywhere for a long time because no one wants to associate him him now - yes, I'm also talking to you, Mr. Gibson).  

Ah-nold's soon-to-be ex-wife Maria Shriver is a Kennedy.  As Oprah was quick to ask her in 2003 (before this ever came to light) - do the Kennedy women tend to turn the other way when their husbands wander?  Great question.  Did Maria know about this affair 13 years ago when it happened and it's just now coming to light?  Who knows.  She does.  Ah-nold says he told her about it in January - however, I have a hard time believing that was the first time she knew about it.  Of course he's going to wait to leave political office before dropping a bombshell on her like that.  He has a notorious track record with how he allegedly treats women - many say he's "groped" them.

Run, Maria, run.

Btw, the Cal-ee-forn-eeah mansion where it all happened is now for sale.  It's yours for $23 million.   Ohh, if those walls could talk.  Actually, eww - nevermind.

JS